my friend's write-up for me:
Olive, otherwise known as Sophie or Janna, is like the proverbial box of chocolates where you never know just what you might get. Unofficially diagnosed with multiple personality disorder by her friends, you may get to see her as the coloratura soprano hitting those ear-shattering high notes; the depressed Sylvia Plath reincarnate; the classical Austen/Brontë book-lover; the drama queen plotting out her next bizarre character; the Freudian with an inexplicable propensity towards professors and authority figures; the sexually ambiguous person flirting with people of all questionable sexes; the animal lover who never fails to save injured animals lying along the way; or the ambitious orthopedic surgeon wannabe with guts of steel. Whichever character you happen to chance upon, she will certainly beguile you and possibly even flirt with you along the way.